“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”

“When the itch is inside the boot, scratching outside provides little consolation”

“Snowboarding has always been about more than turning your board down the hill, riding the park or even powder. It's the people and places you get to know that make it interesting. Conditions are always changing, and the event schedule keeps the odometer spinning.”

“The vow that binds too strictly snaps, itself”

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

“The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.” Oscar Wilde

“To enter Europe, you must have a valid passport with a photograph of yourself in which you look like you are being booked on charges of soliciting sheep.” Dave Barry

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” Abraham Lincoln

“To understand the world one must not be worrying about one's self.”